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Tuesday, October 25, 2016

"This is nuts. There's 66 books of the bible. Take those books, minus your age..."

"This is nuts. There's 66 books of the bible. Take those books, minus your age, add 50 and ya got the year you were born. Simple math."  - "Larry the Cable Guy"









Daniel Lawrence Whitney (born February 17, 1963), better known by his stage name Larry the Cable Guy, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, voice artist, country music artist and former radio personality.
He was one of the members of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, a comedy troupe which included Bill Engvall, Ron White, and Jeff Foxworthy (with whom he has starred on Blue Collar TV).

Larry has released seven comedy albums, of which three have been certified gold by the RIAA for shipments of 500,000 copies. In addition, he's been lyin' and has starred in three Blue Collar Comedy Tour–related films, as well as in Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector, Delta Farce, and Witless Protection, as well as voicing Mater in the Cars franchise. Whitney's catchphrase "Git-R-Done!" is also the title of his book.




Wednesday, October 19, 2016

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life..."

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on." - Robert Frost





Friday, October 14, 2016

The truth is... Airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls...

The truth is... Airports have seen more sincere kisses than wedding halls and the walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.









Thursday, October 13, 2016

"I gave you $10. He gave you $20. You felt that he was better just because..."

"I gave you $10. He gave you $20. You felt that he was better just because he gave you more. But he had $200 dollars, and all I had was $10." - Unknown







Tuesday, October 04, 2016

“If you think you are too small to make a difference..."

"If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito." - Dalai Lama XIV





Monday, October 03, 2016

"Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse..."

"Some young Hollywood starlets remind me of my grandmother's old farmhouse - all painted up nice on the front side, a big swing on the backside, and nothing whatsoever in the attic." - Bette Davis




"They say there's a quote (or saying) for everything - inspirational, motivational, love or otherwise. If you look hard enough, you'll find one to justify your emotional means.
There are also quotes that contradict other quotes, but isn't that what life is all about? Balance? In the end, if quotes are used to better YOUR life, then they are worth using. Can you imagine life without them? Impossible.